June 2011
2 posts
WatchAwesome!
That's the spirit
Skorp: I just wanna get through today so I can get home and lay on my couch.
Kat: thats the spirit
February 2009
1 post
January 2009
17 posts
Turkey Pox
Skorp: You have chicken pox?
Kat: Close
Skorp: Turkey Pox?
Kat: Yep
What it do
Skorp: So hi. Whats up shorty? What it do...
Kat: ummmm who is this and what did you do with Skorp?
Skorp: I'm trying to be more "street". What do you think?
Kat: I think.. no
Skorp: Aw shiznit.
Teeth
Skorp: Ahhhhhh...
Kat: what
Skorp: I was saying ahhhh.
Kat: I know.. why?
Skorp: I was letting you check my teeth and now its not funny.
Kat: lol OOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kat: no its totally funny now that I get it
Skorp: (hangs head)
Distraction
Kat: I need.. a distraction
Skorp: LOOK... OVER THERE!
“I wish hard-ons were looked upon like chilly nipples.”
– Skorp
(Skull emote)
Kat: (skull)
Skorp: You died?
Kat: yes, I am typing from the grave
Skorp: Creepy!
Kat: you say creepy, I say talented
Skorp: lol
Potluck
Skorp: I'm eating Jackin theBox tacos, meatballs, 7 layer dip and cheesecake.
Kat: sheesh
Skorp: Potluck lol
Kat: someone brought Jack In The Box?
Skorp: Yeah. Me.
Kat: Oh.
Cheese is my ketchup
Kat: sounds like it needs cheese though
Skorp: YEP
Skorp: I like mine with ketchup
Kat: I think cheese is my ketchup
Skorp: lol
No gators were harmed
Sarah: I have eaten rabbit, gator tail, frogs legs, boiled peanuts, fat back, all Southern deicacies (sP??)
Kat: yikes, I don't think I will ever come over to your place for dinner lol
Sarah: oh I don't eat any of those frequently but boiled peanuts
Sarah: they are yummy
Sarah: gator tail is good. Tastes like a fish sandwich
Kat: ICK
Sarah: *NO gators were harmed in the making of this IM*
Beef & Cottage Cheese
Kat: I just asked Skorp if he liked cottage cheese.. and he said he has never had it
Sarah: how can you NEVER have cottage cheese? I tend to put it in my lasagna
Sarah: but other than that, I just steer clear.
Sarah: or is it stear...
Kat: oh good question lol I have never typed that before
Sarah: I think steer is a cow
Sarah: but I dunno
Kat: LOL yea thats true, it is
Sarah: So I never cow in that direction.... hmmmm
Sarah: Mmm cottage cheese and ground beef.
Sarah: :-&
Kat: LMAO
Kat: I am telling Skorp that we both think he is weird
Sarah: I agree no toe socks or cottage cheese.. tsk tsk.
Kat: thats what I was thinking.. I mean come ON
Narcoleptic?
Kat: We were house hunting,, but now Kelly is napping I think.. *shrugs*
Skorp: Is he narcoleptic?
Kat: what?
Skorp: You know, when people fall asleep for no reason.
Kat: no.. he meant to fall asleep
Skorp: Oh. Then nevermind.
Side Notes
Kat: fine.. dont come to vegas.. I see how you are ;)
Skorp: Oh I'll be there, it will just be at a different time. heh
Kat: well.. thats not cool
Skorp: LOL
Kat: *pouting*
Kat: (side note: pouting usually gets me my way)
Skorp: I have to at least wait until my 90 days here is up before I go on any vacations. heh
Skorp: (side note: pouting only works in person)
Kat: (Side note again: I would pout in person if you would come to Vegas)
Skorp: (additional side note: don't look directly at Kat in Vegas)
Kat: LOLOLOL
French Toast
Skorp: I don't care for french toast so I have to disagree.
Kat: WHAT??
Kat: Oh lord
Skorp: Oh here we go again. lol
Kat: Yep, because you are weird
Snow Peas..
Kat: Do you like snow peas?
Skorp: Eww.
Skorp: Wait...are they made of snow?
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