Pretty much how I feel every single day.
1 year ago
February 3, 2009
January 29, 2009
January 28, 2009
What it do
- Skorp: So hi. Whats up shorty? What it do...
- Kat: ummmm who is this and what did you do with Skorp?
- Skorp: I'm trying to be more "street". What do you think?
- Kat: I think.. no
- Skorp: Aw shiznit.
Teeth
- Skorp: Ahhhhhh...
- Kat: what
- Skorp: I was saying ahhhh.
- Kat: I know.. why?
- Skorp: I was letting you check my teeth and now its not funny.
- Kat: lol OOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Kat: no its totally funny now that I get it
- Skorp: (hangs head)
January 27, 2009
“ I wish hard-ons were looked upon like chilly nipples.
Skorp
1 year ago
That's the spirit
- Skorp: I just wanna get through today so I can get home and lay on my couch.
- Kat: thats the spirit
(Skull emote)
- Kat: (skull)
- Skorp: You died?
- Kat: yes, I am typing from the grave
- Skorp: Creepy!
- Kat: you say creepy, I say talented
- Skorp: lol
Potluck
- Skorp: I'm eating Jackin theBox tacos, meatballs, 7 layer dip and cheesecake.
- Kat: sheesh
- Skorp: Potluck lol
- Kat: someone brought Jack In The Box?
- Skorp: Yeah. Me.
- Kat: Oh.
Cheese is my ketchup
- Kat: sounds like it needs cheese though
- Skorp: YEP
- Skorp: I like mine with ketchup
- Kat: I think cheese is my ketchup
- Skorp: lol
No gators were harmed
- Sarah: I have eaten rabbit, gator tail, frogs legs, boiled peanuts, fat back, all Southern deicacies (sP??)
- Kat: yikes, I don't think I will ever come over to your place for dinner lol
- Sarah: oh I don't eat any of those frequently but boiled peanuts
- Sarah: they are yummy
- Sarah: gator tail is good. Tastes like a fish sandwich
- Kat: ICK
- Sarah: *NO gators were harmed in the making of this IM*
Beef & Cottage Cheese
- Kat: I just asked Skorp if he liked cottage cheese.. and he said he has never had it
- Sarah: how can you NEVER have cottage cheese? I tend to put it in my lasagna
- Sarah: but other than that, I just steer clear.
- Sarah: or is it stear...
- Kat: oh good question lol I have never typed that before
- Sarah: I think steer is a cow
- Sarah: but I dunno
- Kat: LOL yea thats true, it is
- Sarah: So I never cow in that direction.... hmmmm
- Sarah: Mmm cottage cheese and ground beef.
- Sarah: :-&
- Kat: LMAO
- Kat: I am telling Skorp that we both think he is weird
- Sarah: I agree no toe socks or cottage cheese.. tsk tsk.
- Kat: thats what I was thinking.. I mean come ON
Narcoleptic?
- Kat: We were house hunting,, but now Kelly is napping I think.. *shrugs*
- Skorp: Is he narcoleptic?
- Kat: what?
- Skorp: You know, when people fall asleep for no reason.
- Kat: no.. he meant to fall asleep
- Skorp: Oh. Then nevermind.
Side Notes
- Kat: fine.. dont come to vegas.. I see how you are ;)
- Skorp: Oh I'll be there, it will just be at a different time. heh
- Kat: well.. thats not cool
- Skorp: LOL
- Kat: *pouting*
- Kat: (side note: pouting usually gets me my way)
- Skorp: I have to at least wait until my 90 days here is up before I go on any vacations. heh
- Skorp: (side note: pouting only works in person)
- Kat: (Side note again: I would pout in person if you would come to Vegas)
- Skorp: (additional side note: don't look directly at Kat in Vegas)
- Kat: LOLOLOL
French Toast
- Skorp: I don't care for french toast so I have to disagree.
- Kat: WHAT??
- Kat: Oh lord
- Skorp: Oh here we go again. lol
- Kat: Yep, because you are weird
